The Fart Floater
BANG, BLATT, BLURT and BLUMF rang out
Like a motorbike had started.
FLURF, FLIF, FLAF and FLUMP rang too;
“Who was that boy who farted?”
Humorous Poetry For Children:, Poetry For Children
The Fart Floater
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A humorous poem about a schoolboy who floated on his own farts..