The Elephants on the Ark

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What sort of luggage would elephants take on the ark with them?

THE ELEPHANTS ON THE ARK

By Michele Lourie

Noah was terribly worried

Looking over his busy ark.

The animals were still getting settled

And it would soon be dark.

 

The smallest creatures like fleas and mites

Had gathered along the sides,

While the centre held rhinos, giraffes and bears,

And the tigers and lions with prides.

 

Luggage limits had been set by the captain

According to gender and size,

But when the elephants turned up

Noah could not believe his eyes.

 

While the rest of the animals boarded

All carrying bags that were bulging,

The pachyderms were unencumbered.

They appeared to have not a thing.

 

They were asked why they’d come empty-handed

Before they climbed into their bunks,

“Oh no, apart from the kitchen sink

We’ve all that we want in our trunks.”