Seeing Double

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How can a monster with two heads be comfortable sleeping in bunk beds.

A monster with two heads is unhappy with his sleeping arrangements when it is a bunk bed – and no wonder. 5 stanzas of 4 lines each.

SEEING DOUBLE

Michele Lourie c 2016

 

I opened the door and twice said ‘hello’

With a pleasant smile

He answered back, ‘Hello, hello,” and

Stared, stared at me awhile.

 

I offered him a green tea, green tea

With a double snack,

He said he would be pleased, pleased

Then clapped, clapped me on the back.

 

I told him I was awfully glad

That he had come to stay

He said ‘for only one night, night,’

Then he’d be on his way, way.

 

He’d come to the big, big city

The sights, the sights to see

And to buy two hats to fit him

And, of course, to catch up with me.

 

I showed him to the guest bedroom

But he cried, cried on seeing the beds.

“How on earth can we sleep in a bunk, bunk,

As a monster with two heads?”