An intermediate monologue for boys or girls. An internationally acclaimed chef is to give a demonstration in culinary art, but cannot find his very necessary glasses. This leads to disaster.
“And a second cup of salt for good measure (puts in more paprika by mistake) before we try the finished product. Me first, of course. Ladies and gentlemen, this will taste like ambrosia. (Takes a taste, then yells offstage)
Help, help, Sous Chef, water, water, I need water!”
