A Junior monologue for boys that tries to answer the question – “What do you want to be when you grow up?” But after some rather doubtful acts – setting sister’s toy house on fire and turning the cat into a ‘fire dog’ by spotting it with vegemite – the answer might be “not a fireman after all” but a “snake charmer”.
“All I did was take my sister’s dolls’ house outside into the garden and pretend it was on fire. SHE had to make a big fuss, just because I hosed everything …..”
