PAPARRIZI
I have just …..JUST made the scoop of the year.
I was in the right place at the right time and now my pictures will be featured on the front page of the Nursery Rhyme Daily newspaper. THE FRONT PAGE!
I was passing the wall down near the kindergarten, looking for something … anything … to snap when I saw him.
(jumps around clapping hands and humming ‘Humpty Dumpty’ song)
Guess who? Yes, Humpty Dumpty. He was sitting on the wall and, just for fun, I sneaked up behind him and shouted ‘BOO’!
He fell off the wall and broke into a million pieces. Terrible shame, I know, BUT I did manage to get a ‘photo of the whole thing.
Actually, talking about being in the right place at the right time, when Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water and Jack fell down and broke his crown, I was there. I did a story on it for the Daily and it was picked up by all the national broadsheets. It helped Jack get compensation from the Council because of the illegal gradient of the path to the well.
Then last Christmas, I helped little Jack Horner after he put in his thumb and pulled out an APPLE instead of a plum from his plum pudding. The company that made the pudding refunded the money Jack paid for it, after they saw my coverage.
Now, I’m off to little Miss Muffet’s place. I’ve had a tip that someone has been teasing her about her arachnophobia. I’ve got to get a ‘photo of that and, just in case, I think I’ll take along my giant fake spider to spice things up a little.
(Pulls out giant spider)
